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Adult Jokes and Novelties
Lots of fun stuff here for all you
naughty people out there. Adult jokes and novelties for all occasions,
from the (politically incorrect) office party, stag and hen nights or
just to put a smile on someone's face, we think that you will find
something in this range to suit the occasion.
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Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Novelty
Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Novelty. Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts? You have! Drop these
pert breasts into a bowl of water and within 72 hours they'll
have swelled to 600% of their original size - how's that for a
handful?! A great gift for guys and gals!
£2.49 |
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Wee Willy Keyring
Wee Willy Keyring.
Silly hen night novelty ahoy! Don't get stressed out about
losing your keys, attached them to this wee willy key ring and
you've got a soft, squeezable stress-buster wherever you go. Fab
for your hen night or as a naughty gift idea!
£2.49 |
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Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty
When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don't
get silly-willier. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water
and it'll grow to 600% its original size. You can't do as much
with it as you can a real man, but at least it won't fart in
bed.
£2.49 |
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Willy Bottle Stopper
Willy Bottle Stopper.
Worried you might not make it to the bottom of that bottle
of wine? Not any more! Put an end to wine waste with these
cheeky willy bottle stopper. You can take one out on the town to
mark your Bacardi Breezer while you're dancing, too!
£2.49 |
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Willie Slippers
Willie Slippers. Your feet will love the feel of a warm willie next to them!
The perfect give for the bride to be, these willie slippers are
the perfect companion for household chores or while you've got
your feet up in front of Corrie.
£7.99 |
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Stressticles
Stressticles. Heheeeeee! If you've got your silly willy, this is what you
need next! Grab your Stressticles and relieve the strains of the
day with a well-timed squeeze of these lovingly finished balls.
£2.99 |
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The Biggest Willy in the World
The Biggest Willy in the World. Do you suffer from penis size anxiety? Do you check out all
the guys in the locker room and feel small? Do you you want the
biggest willy in the world? Well look no further! Essential stag
night gift!
£1.99 |
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Medium Sexy Gift Bag
Medium Sexy Gift Bag. Wrapping paper lacking that cheeky something? Share your
dirty thoughts with these adult gift bags: choose from Birthday
Cupcakes, Breast Wishes, Handcuffs, Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch,
Hunky Torso, Lady Silhouette and Soapy Breasts.
£1.99 |
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X-Rated Fortune Cookies
X-Rated Fortune Cookies. Make it a meal to remember with X-rated fortune cookies.
Each Chinese carton contains 6 edible cookies with a
naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.
£3.99 |
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Clone A Willy Candle Moulding Kit
Clone A Willy Candle Moulding Kit.
The ultimate birthday candle or romantic night-light - Cast
a candle from your penis! Make an exact replica of your
favourite willy and turn it into a handsome candle. More fun
than you can shake a tea-light at!
£9.99 |
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Willy Candle
Willy Candle. This super silly fun-shaped candle is guaranteed to light
your fire! Comes in a nice presentation box and lasts for
absolutely ages.
£3.99 |
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Willy Egg Fryer
Willy Egg Fryer. Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect
for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis
pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot!
Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.
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Duck with a Dick
Duck with a Dick.
A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie,
this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while
you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion
for your other bathtime ducks.
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Willy Gift Bag
Willy Gift Bag. Liven up drab party goody bags with a healthy injection of
cock! This gift bag comes printed with a large erect member and
is ideally shaped and sized for a realistically veined dildo.
Caution: not suitable for children's' parties.
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Designer Willy Warmers
Designer Willy Warmers. The old chap has never known such luxury! As the nights draw
in, give him a snug new home and see if you can coax him out to
play. Available in three fun designs!
£3.99 |
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Dicky Bottle Opener
Dicky Bottle Opener.
Pop your bottle-top in style! A fun novelty bottle opener in
the shape of a willy - grab a-hold, put it in position and tug!
No Hen Night will be complete without one!
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Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Greetings Card
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Greetings Card. Quality
X-rated greetings card with 'Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey'
design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you
need to add anything else!
£1.99 |
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Novelty Blindfold
Novelty Blindfold.
Keep on raising hell even in you're asleep with this furry
breast blindfold, guaranteed to block out light and offend air
hostesses the world over. One size fits all.
£4.49 |
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We Love Minge Adult Greetings Card
We Love Minge Adult Greetings Card. And who doesn't?! Quality X-rated greetings card with 'We
Love Minge!' design. Blank inside for writing your own message.
As if you need to add anything else!
£1.99 |
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Willy Ice Mould
Willy Ice Mould. Make the perfect cocktail every time! Tee-hee! A 6-inch
mould for making miniature willy-shaped ice sculptures. Mix
yourself a large drink and drop one in! Comes complete with mini
cocktail recipe booklet.
£2.99 |
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Boob Radio
Boob Radio.
Turn her on and twiddle her knobs for pure sonic
satisfaction. Tweak the left nipple for AM/FM tuning and twist
the right for volume control, and hey presto! All your singing
breast needs in one neat package.
£12.99 |
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Grow Your Own Diamond Ring
Grow Your Own Diamond Ring. Bling bling! Not got a guy who'll stump up for a dazzler?
Grow your own diamond ring! Best of all, it gets 600% larger in
just three days, so you'll have the biggest rock on the block!
£2.99 |
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Willy Hot Water Bottle
Willy Hot Water Bottle. When your man is not able to be at
home with you in bed at night, don’t fret! This cute little
water bottle was made for women whose chilly long nights need a
little warming up. The Willy Hot Water Bottle not only is cute,
but it is guaranteed to keep you warm at night. This naughty
design was made especially for women to take away the chill of a
lover’s absence. Fill it with hot water and snuggle with it.
It’s guaranteed to fulfil your snuggling needs.
£9.99 |
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